An English bulldog who shreds it up, Elvis Presley’s pill bottles up for auction, and free Botox for the unemployed.

The most romantic balcony of all time now available for rent, animal odd couple, and designer trash cans.

Tick, tick, tick, bra-boom, the biological clock visualized. A cute baby giraffe and a new anteater. Escape villains Bond-style with “parkour” classes.

What economic downturn? Not with this insane bling: a dog tiara and a crystal covered bikini. Also, super cute cubs, and a travel report from Iraq. who would ever want to stay in Saddam’s former bedroom?? (though its doubtful that he ever actually slept there).

26.2 really cold miles make up the “North Pole Marathon”. Extremely talented dogs show off their stuff. And a radiologist/artist uses his fancy machine to scan everyday objects, like Big Macs and Barbies.  

International pillow fight day, the world’s oldest living person celebrates her bday, and underwater TV viewing record.

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Are you kidding me? Spotted on the subway (the 4/5/6): a foot tattoo of LONG ISLAND. This is the worst thing ever.

A USB finger prosthetic, monkey marriage, adorable lemurs, and streaking for sponsors.

Enjoy!

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